Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
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Get the Ruben polar bear mug.Scornful carny slang term for a disgruntled mark. Also has a similar use in retail to describe an entitled or an asshole customer. Being a rube is NOT a good thing
Carny no.1- that mark got mad because I wouldn’t give him a freebie!
Carny no.2- what a rube!
Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!
Carny no.2- what a rube!
Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!
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People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
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Get the Ruben mug.The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has a free spirit and a wild heart. She can party like no other and has a deep intense love for people and animals. She is a hard catch and has lots of men following her. Not only her amazing personality but she also has big boobs as a fat ass. Rubé' s are sporty and enjoy running. Most to likely an alcoholic but nothing too serious. You will always have a great time next to a Rubé. She is special and has been through so much pain she does not show. She always looks happy but never truely opens up. She is one in a million, you will never meet someone like her again.
by Jonathan Black x June 28, 2020
Get the Rubé mug.A Rudedude (RuE-DU-d) is generally known to be an outsider that is admired by all those that conform to society's idiotic norms. Most normies want to become the gold standard that is the Rudedude. While most take the worn path, and some take the unbeaten path, Rudedudes prefer to walk into the the third dimension and fly to their destinations. Don't be a chad, be a Rudedude
Rashid was an absolute Rudedude when he decided to decline his harvard scholarship and attend the international school of mud sculpting.
by RudedudeLife June 17, 2020
Get the rudedude mug.The term "raubed" refers to being ruthlessly stalked and bombarded with unwanted nudes, often by depraved, manipulative and flat out mentally deranged individuals that appear to be older than 30. When being forced into a corner, the common rauber will often resort to making empty threats. These, however, always prove ineffective as raubers are known for their pathethic, less than average physique.
You got raubed son.
The nearly 40 year old man decided to raub a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.
That sicko has a history of raubing people, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!
The nearly 40 year old man decided to raub a minor, and has therefore been send to jail, where he belongs.
That sicko has a history of raubing people, let's obliterate his kneecaps and beat his ugly mug beyond recognition!
by BananeBitch August 9, 2020
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