Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

roasted chicken

old pornstars with skin that looks like roasted chicken

dude looks like a roasted chicken

by roasted chicken December 20, 2017

rooted.mips

owner of a net called priority and is daddy

ZezeOnTop

rooted.mips has a good net

by zezeontop May 10, 2021

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

Ginger Rooted

When you peel a near out of date ginger root and ram it in your asshole so it doesnt go to waste. Time inside to be noted!

"HEY MATT" "OH HEY GUYS, LAST NIGHT I GINGER ROOTED MY LITTLE SHIT PIPE FOR 9 SECONDS! THATS GOTTA BE A RECORD?"

by Crowbagoftheday2 December 6, 2019

The rooster.

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.

Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.

by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019