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neko rig

The rig one throws which gets your man card removed. You might as well fish for stocked trout with powerbait.
Sell your bass gear if you throw a neko rig.
by Hylebos July 14, 2021
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
mugGet the Giant Ever-Rigged Phallusmug.

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum
Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.
by Theguy430 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Canadian Oil Rigmug.

Rigs

Slang term for syringes.
Hey I need one of them rigs to inject my insulin.
by Eisawesome September 11, 2016
mugGet the Rigsmug.

Heating up the rig

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.
Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.
by High Sausage December 6, 2024
mugGet the Heating up the rigmug.

gerry-rigging

Redrawing a voting district map to ensure the party in power gets to stay in power by selecting voters, making the elections effectively rigged.
There were too many opposition party member in the state legislature, so the majority party started gerry-rigging s the nearby districts to get their party voters as a majority soon after the census.
by davezawislak June 17, 2016
mugGet the gerry-riggingmug.

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s
aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig
by mr tooted up December 2, 2020
mugGet the Toot rigmug.

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