Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.
Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.
Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.
Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”
by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022
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by Addie Underwood March 11, 2023
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Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build
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Life was awesome and until COVID made me a quaran-teen and I some the rest of 2020 wearing a mask and hiding in my bedroom.
by Jj1967 April 22, 2025
Get the Quaran-teen mug.November 2022 Urumqi apartment fire — at least 10 Uyghur people died (some reports say more), blamed on lockdown barriers (sealed doors/gates) blocking escape and firefighters. This instance of quarantinicide by The Chinese government sparked nationwide protests against zero-COVID.
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Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
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