n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.
Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.
by Cap'n Wordsmithereens February 12, 2013
Get the Questatement mug.The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
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This is a person that does quests for money. (see also questitution. This may mean literal quests but this is hard to accomplish now-a-days due to lack of availability,it most often refers to a video-gaming quest. These individuals create a video-gaming account only planning to level it up an then sell it. This act most often plagues white, male, 30 year olds that live in their parents basement and in 2009 lost their jobs at circuit city.
Hey, Stuart are you a level 25 guilded-elven gnome yet in World Of Warraft.
No man I sold that to an interracial couple last week.
SHIT BRO you are such a QUESTITUTE.
I know but what ever gets me that dough.
No man I sold that to an interracial couple last week.
SHIT BRO you are such a QUESTITUTE.
I know but what ever gets me that dough.
by PotatoFaceKilla January 24, 2009
Get the Questitute mug.This word is used instead of saying "crusants," how you would pronounce it if you are french. It is typically said in a French accent. This would be the complete opposite of cake, cookies, and all other pastries.
by fat mama brains December 9, 2010
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by What's-her-face! December 30, 2010
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Get the questibate mug.When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.
Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.
by Fartz Chucklebutt May 4, 2011
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