PATERNITY TEST

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.

HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006

peter feldersnatch

a completely made up name, made up of a slang term for the cock ("peter"), an action word ("felt"), & an object ("her snatch"

a fake porno name

I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.

by Da Nastee One December 14, 2006

piter pater piter pater boom

Jimmy being drunk getting excited and then falling over.

all i heard was piter pater piter pater boom

by Jimmy Maung December 16, 2008

hey Peter, nice cock

Hey Peter, nice cock.

Joe: Hey Peter, Nice cock.

by Digital Guy June 7, 2020

lousy peter

a flaccid dick - an unerection of sorts - when the penis is in turtle mode. A lousy peter can occur when a state of arousal is suddenly cut short.

He was about to come, but suddenly at the sound of his Mom's voice, he got a lousy peter.

by PeterDydo June 20, 2006

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

sly peter

1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources

2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria

1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria

2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know.

by spanky1279 April 23, 2011