Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.
Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?
Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
by David Irwin July 27, 2006
Get the Porn addressmug. An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.
I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.
by pandeism October 1, 2010
Get the Christian pornmug. Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.
I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'
by CornershopMen August 18, 2018
Get the Midget Pornmug. 
Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007
Get the disaster pornmug. A distorted view of the world due to an obsessive interest in pornography. A subset of internet addiction.
Coined by the r/pornfree community on reddit, porn sickness results from a hyper-imbalanced relationship with pornography. Bored by the lack of novelty in vanilla content, porn sick users seek out and become familiar with increasingly perverted porn fetishes online. Often they feel as if that there's little that can surprise them anymore.
This oversaturation leads to gradual detaching from society. What is considered normal, even in non-sexual social interactions, tends to fade from memory as the user spirals around his obsessive interest. These affected users tend to find themselves in a "porn focused state of mind" 24/7, left wondering what happened to the original sexual tastes that set them on their dark journey so long ago.
Porn Sickness usually has 3 main tells:
-Decreased enjoyment of pornography
-Increased escalation of said pornography
-A confusing separation from otherwise healthy relationships
Coined by the r/pornfree community on reddit, porn sickness results from a hyper-imbalanced relationship with pornography. Bored by the lack of novelty in vanilla content, porn sick users seek out and become familiar with increasingly perverted porn fetishes online. Often they feel as if that there's little that can surprise them anymore.
This oversaturation leads to gradual detaching from society. What is considered normal, even in non-sexual social interactions, tends to fade from memory as the user spirals around his obsessive interest. These affected users tend to find themselves in a "porn focused state of mind" 24/7, left wondering what happened to the original sexual tastes that set them on their dark journey so long ago.
Porn Sickness usually has 3 main tells:
-Decreased enjoyment of pornography
-Increased escalation of said pornography
-A confusing separation from otherwise healthy relationships
Internet addiction is quickly becoming a talking point in today's society....but people are still discovering the symptoms of porn sickness.
Using online activity as a way to detach from real emotions is common in those with internet addiction, but the symptoms of using porn are especially detrimental and lead to porn sickness.
Using online activity as a way to detach from real emotions is common in those with internet addiction, but the symptoms of using porn are especially detrimental and lead to porn sickness.
by porn_sickness May 11, 2020
Get the Porn Sicknessmug. When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway
this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde
by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009
Get the Porn Patchmug.