Playing Minecraft

Slang for smoking weed

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)

by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018

playing me close

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.

"Man my damn boss be playing me close".

by Javi mane September 14, 2015

stop playing

Typically used by black people when they want someone to stop messing about

John: look behind you, a dinosaur!

Black guy: stop playing bro

by Celious October 12, 2017

Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010

Playing-Down

The act of dating someone younger then yourself.

Dude that loser is so Playing-Down.

by camsheppy March 18, 2011

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 2, 2004