meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

Three pillars of the grange

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud

Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange

by Peter Roberts March 3, 2018

Rice Pilaf

A code word for nudes/ sending nudes.

Bill: "Yeah she said she was gonna send me some rice pilaf, hold the carrots"

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019

Smoking pillar

Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time

*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"

by Plasma Sonico Boom October 19, 2019

Slippery Pillar

When A male inserts into a female and it gets very slippery in there after a while

"Bro, my boyfriend gave me the slippery pillar last night"

by LeTempest November 24, 2019

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 3, 2020