Phathom

the atlantic sea is 200 phathoms

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

Phantom Shitter

(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser

1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."

2. "This coffee taste like piss!"

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.

by flacker October 7, 2005

phantom

In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.

Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?

Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?

SA: Yeah, need a phantom?

A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.

SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.

A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.

by Knut Hamsun January 17, 2009

phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

by amos anon March 30, 2009

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

by Keese September 12, 2005

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005