mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.

balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍

by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021

penguins chuff

A penguins vagina

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017

Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.

Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?

by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011

Penguin Styx

A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.

Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.

Awkward behaviour included!

Oh up there flies a Penguin Styx,look! you can see his ... handbag

by [YOLO-2020] February 10, 2020