palentamosto

one day i know you'll care one day i know i'll stop caring and when that day comes i'll be sure to let you know but for now i can't stop thinking about it and it drives me crazy knowing what happened what could have happened what isn't going to happen and i need to move on because i know i really don't need this but somehow its all i got

it feels like you ripped my heart out and i hope someday you'll care

by anidiot November 15, 2004

papengerden

a term used instead of shit

man i dont want any of this papengerden!
holy this papengerden is good!

by papengerden October 21, 2007

parensite

A parent of a celebrity who lives off the money and fame of their child.

Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsey, is a parensite.

by Thomasmcg January 8, 2009

parent-prodding

1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them

2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such

1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school

2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day

by SoNotTheCoolest April 1, 2009

palendat

pound 'n that!!!

you see him/ her and your palendat.

by Jerremia hooven-Heiver June 4, 2009

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

Parentheption

A parenthetical aside to a parenthetical aside, or rather, a parenthetical aside INSIDE of a parenthetical aside a play on the "Inception" meme. Parentheption typically works during narratives or criticisms, and can do wonders to add humor to your writing (unless you're just really bad at it).

Josie looked beautiful yesterday (but she did kind of smell (I wish I could come up with a good example of parentheption, as I'm usually a parenthetical whore)).

by CoriJane October 7, 2011