Sex Paper

Toilet paper used to wipe the semen off of you and/or your partner's genitals after (1) sexual intercourse or (2) masturbation.

You better not be taking a shit in there, i'll be needing some sex paper later!

by incognito_negro February 22, 2010

toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."

by Toilet Paper Police August 8, 2005

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

paperbin

(verb, to paperbin)
excessive talk and/or excitement over a matter of relatively little importance/interest to others. also, seeing more potential in a project than is realistically viable.

it was a pretty stupid idea, but he totally paperbinned over it!
Every time i see her, she paperbins about her fabulous jetta.

by Lisad487 May 17, 2006

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

paperbagable

A term used to describe a person whom has a nice looking body with an ugly face. The person is appealing from the shoulders down; paperbag is used to cover his or her face during sex. Mostly used to desribe females.

John: Dude, ya see number 6 on their team?

Scott: She looks good from behind but thats it!

Mike: Man, she is so paperbagable.

by Sidvicious 089 December 9, 2008

paperlanche

An avalanche of paper caused by disturbing a pile of newspapers and/or magazines stacked too high.

I got buried in a paperlanche when I tried to get the Sunday paper from the bottom of the pile.

by drm310 January 27, 2009