pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

by Krosios May 6, 2006

Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

by MDMA- January 10, 2009

Pants shitter

One who shits their pants

Boss the Pants Shitter shit his pants and didn't change his drawers for 3 days

by Big Pete the ninja September 29, 2017

Crazy pants

Someone who is acting extraordinarily crazy.

Person A: Why is that person screaming wildly through the park?
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.

by Lysse Birdz July 19, 2011

Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.

"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"

by Valentina F. August 30, 2008

hungry pants

when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.

Check out the hungry pants on that broad.

by JayTang December 28, 2005

Whisper pants

A usually enjoyable visual, apparent when a women is wearing very tight trousers... you can see the lips move, but you can't hear what they are saying.

Did you get a glimpse of that babe's whisper pants

by ohpis July 24, 2006