Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

by MDMA- January 10, 2009

Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

Pants shitter

One who shits their pants

Boss the Pants Shitter shit his pants and didn't change his drawers for 3 days

by Big Pete the ninja September 29, 2017

february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.

**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”

by Tiffany T! January 7, 2010

Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.

"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"

by Valentina F. August 30, 2008

hungry pants

when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.

Check out the hungry pants on that broad.

by JayTang December 28, 2005

Whisper pants

A usually enjoyable visual, apparent when a women is wearing very tight trousers... you can see the lips move, but you can't hear what they are saying.

Did you get a glimpse of that babe's whisper pants

by ohpis July 24, 2006