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Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
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Peanut butter cup 

When you eat shit out of a black persons ass.
"I peanut butter cupped Jackie last night."

"Dude that's nasty."

Peanut Butter Status 

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
Peanut Butter Status by HPVsucks August 11, 2009

Peanut Gallery 

Peanut Gallery is a term used on someone who is making unwanted comments in a situation.
“No, Karen, Peanut Gallery is not a racist term, you’re just being a dim-witted sensitive baby.”

“What have you been doing up late this past night?” “I was smoking with some friends.” “Oooh, you got smoke breeaaath!” “Oh, shut it, Peanut Gallery.”
Peanut Gallery by Juniette December 11, 2020

PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME 

When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
It's peanut butter k-y jelly time
PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME by zac August 10, 2003

Peanut Butter Shower

Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.
Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack

Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow

Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!
Peanut Butter Shower by Skeetamus November 6, 2006

peanut toes 

Long Toes, when the knuckles of the toes are so large, that it forms the shape of a peanut.
My chinese friend Sharon from RTO (not sweet Laura) has the ugliest peanut toes your ever saw.

SHIT!! Sharon look at your nasty peanut toes.

Nite has pretty toes, unlike Sharon's huge-ass hips, peanut toes, and her oversized slippers.

I would suck on pretty Laura's toes before ever touching fugly Sharon's peanut toes.
peanut toes by T. TOGGLER September 12, 2006