by ilovekennypoo October 16, 2009

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.
I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.
by SadCactus July 1, 2016

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.
Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!
by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
by OpusX June 11, 2023

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
