A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.
by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023
by Coleyrae March 22, 2020
A place where you dump bodies, typically a ditch or a river, but it could also very well be the top of a large building or even the middle of the woods. Basically a spot where you can execute someone with a gun. Shoot ‘em in the leg, tie and tape them up in the trunk, drive ‘em to the stash pot and handle your business depending on whatever way you chose. If your using a river, large ditch such as the LA river, or a building tall enough to commit suicide on you can just point your gun at them and force them to walk off or you’ll shoot ‘em off or do the following. Anywhere else just lay them in the ground in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses or no road nearby and kill the person with one bullet to the back of the neck severing the spine from the brain killing the person instantly. Use a 45 acp or larger as less bullets you have to shoot the more time you have to quickly get things done. BTW this is also how to commit a murder
by Anonymous82684 June 20, 2022
Man1: My girlfriend is such a question pot man
Man2: Why?
Man1: She always come up with a question man. She doesn’t trust me man.
Man2: Why?
Man1: She always come up with a question man. She doesn’t trust me man.
by Anna7 April 17, 2019
When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022
You hear about sally? Yeah, what a tar pot
Jim got caught poaching fish the other day.. "Thats because he's a tar pot"
Jim got caught poaching fish the other day.. "Thats because he's a tar pot"
by Motor Boat-er September 20, 2013
by OhHeyLookAPotato January 22, 2021