Phone Balls

Confidence achieved by knowing the person you are speaking to isn't within punching distance.

He can be aggressive and rude because he knows the other person is a thousand miles away on the end of a telephone. He has massive phone balls.

by Steve Stevenly December 17, 2009

phone beat

when you take out your ghetto ass old phone that dosent filp and beat the shit out of someone

After Nikkil wallet smacked me I wanted to phone smack him back, but since my phone dosent flip I had to phone beat him

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006

Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.

I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.

by Lady Awesome March 16, 2008

Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009