Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.
Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!
by Bozo September 21, 2003
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eggs sebastian

Eggs sebastian is a sexual manouevre involving two males. The first male puts his testicles between his legs (presenting the eggs) and the second proceedes to both stimulate the erect shaft, finger the anal sphincter and imitate eating the scrotum. The move has featured in a few recent gay porn films, and is very popular between male couples.
Trent proceeded to give an eggs sebastian to his new boyfriend to show him what a dynamo he was in the sack.
by omg i am wtf uber November 03, 2006
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Egg on a Sweatshirt

Used to express something as either very pleasant or unpleasant.
"Dang girl you look like egg on a sweatshirt!"

or

"Balls, man, that's like egg on a sweatshirt."
by Mackncheese August 11, 2009
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egg ass

An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.
Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.
by salmon ladder June 06, 2013
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egg dirt

The black, burned, residue left behind on one's metal skillet following the cooking of an egg (scrambled, sunnyside, over-easy, etc.). This residue is usually combined with whatever substance that may be left behind from prior use.
You touched my egg dirt!
Are you going to eat the rest of your egg dirt?
Would you mind removing your egg dirt from the pan?!
by Nick Brown VII December 11, 2013
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egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.
Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.
by brian February 07, 2005
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love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification
you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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