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by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Mars mug.someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife
Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021
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Get the mars mug.A total charm who can be a badass at times. If you hurt her, better make up for it or you stay on her bad side for lifetime. Turns her imperfections into motives and goes hard to be at the top. Dont try to manipulate her, she knows it all. If you have her, shes a keeper. If shes your friend, she is the most loyal one you will ever find. Your emotional support too. Got easy roasts if you tryna play with her. Shes sweet and sour. You better want her to spice your life up.
Mars, she was the moment last night, on the side but all eyes on her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
You will never find another her, shes a gem.
Kind with kind but BAD with people who irritate her.
by @leomj November 24, 2021
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“Look Mars is singing Taylor Swift again.”
“God Swifties are so annoying but Mars is so hot I can’t look away.”
“God Swifties are so annoying but Mars is so hot I can’t look away.”
by only correct definitions November 24, 2021
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