Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023

by Conman1516 July 28, 2020

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

A combination of facebook-mom memes and iFunny jokes. Not a used as a compliment. Can be a cause for depression and general discomfort
by barely decent November 27, 2020

robbie: i love you oliver
oliver: i love you too
girl: wow robbie and oliver are the best couple ever.
oliver: i love you too
girl: wow robbie and oliver are the best couple ever.
by mushy.mushr00m February 15, 2022

by James&Dibs October 12, 2021

Example 1: wait whose at my door. Oh it Oliver Pervizpour, I just couldnt see him because he’s too short
by JackPoo25 June 4, 2020
