stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

Ginger Nutting

The act of head butting ginger kids.

For example "I went out ginger nutting today, I had a great time."

by MC Jew Nose May 10, 2018

Poxy nubin

Poxy nubin is used to insult someone. It means they are incompetent and unreliable

No! Don’t ask Andrew... he’s such a poxy nubin

by Adrienette_is_goals September 13, 2018

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018