Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.

me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note

by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019

revving a note

When a musical note from a singer sounds like revving a car. It's mostly used in songs that lacks emotion. So the singer overcompensates by revving the note to get more emotion out of it.

Like in the song Soon by Leann Rimes, at the beginning where she sings "SooOOoooOOon" (Revving a note).
Like revving a car "RuUUuuUum RuuuUUuum"

by Q9R42 December 18, 2010

Note from sally

When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.

I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.

I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!

by woota8 November 24, 2011

promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.

Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

blue note

A fart

You hear that blue note from the booth behind us?

by eeeeev May 17, 2020

Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.

“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”

by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021