Bed Head

Hair style the morning after being bonked like crazy!

Wow! Emma, you got some serious bed head going on!

by Emma112 April 26, 2006

Annoying Bed

It’s a bed that is annoying and won’t let you sleep and you have crippling depression from and insane insomnia.

Man that’s an annoying bed

by lilpenis420 December 06, 2020

money bed

A large budget for a specific purpose.

"You shit the money bed my friend!"

by Damien Cockburn March 21, 2010

bed bump

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 19, 2006

bed potato

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 01, 2003

Going to bed

When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.

Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.

by The Riddlr December 22, 2013