Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12

by hacked1000 December 12, 2008

safty net

When you tell one person you love them and make them wait for you just in case you current relationship fails

Safty net: I'm dating Luke but I'm using carlos as a safety net just because I feel like Luke will leave me

by Mastermind$ July 9, 2015

net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.

"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"

by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021

PIDLE Net

piddles.net on drugs

Ok thats correct fuck, POST It on PIDLE Net server and sendo me a screenshot of the chat

by loopster5 December 23, 2024

Nano-Netting

Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.

Dude, I was shuffling my new iPod and it got Nano-Netting by a big mofu on the subway.

by Seymourbuttz October 28, 2008

J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018