Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".
There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.
by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019
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duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.
by Jake Joy December 25, 2007
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Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 05, 2023
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Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.
Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night
by Whoremembers September 03, 2023
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Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.
He had mustard dick so bad, I gagged.
by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025
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mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .
Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!
by emo4ever January 08, 2022
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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