mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

mullet

A hairstyle worn by men or women; the front of a mullet is anywhere from 1-2 inches long and sticks up while the back is often shoulder-length.

Business up front, party in the back!

by Adrienne June 17, 2004

Honkeycunt Mullet

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

mullet

n. Person that needs to carry around a plant in order to replace the oxygen they use up breathing.

"Hey give that mullet a plant!"

by DameMinna November 24, 2004

mullet

the missouri compromise.

i's got to get me a mullet on t ya

by icebox February 14, 2003

mullet

A person who's credit is so terrible, that they couldn't even buy candy with cash.

Manager: Hey, do you have a deal on that car?
Salesman: He wants to buy it, but he's a fucking mullet.

by Trent H October 27, 2007

front mullet swish

A haircut that is short in the back and long in the front,hence "front mullet", and the front is like an emo haircut,that "swishes" or your face.
hence, front mullet swish.

"Hey d00d.L00k at that cr33p3r's front mullet swish."

by peachey October 2, 2006