Marlin vs. Mullet 

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

Marlin vs. Mullet by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

faux mullet 

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.

Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.

faux mullet by Jojotdfb October 11, 2007

perm mullet 

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

perm mullet by Kevin July 25, 2004

vampire mullet 

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).

Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

vampire mullet by seahowl September 16, 2006

Business Mullet 

Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.

Donald Trump, Clark Kent have a business mullet.

Business Mullet by waka jawaka December 27, 2009

urban mullet 

Better known as a do-rag. The back material hangs down like a mullet, making business up front and party in the back!

Word up Prudence, that gangsta Douggie X Fresh has a fly urban mullet!

urban mullet by bill buckner December 28, 2007

Mesh Mullet 

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

Mesh Mullet by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009