Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.

I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!

by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022

muff juice

Vaginal fluid

theres muff juice on the chair

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021

Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".

Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"

by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015