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Tickle monster

A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee
Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son
by ҚПÖЩLЁDGӘ October 11, 2018
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Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.
David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!
by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
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mobsta

one rlated to the urban cultur "gangsta" class; one related to the mafia or organized italian-american crime
We are mobsta's for life.....
by Adam L., from hell and bak March 24, 2003
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Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot
Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!
by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011
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cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.
Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.
by Ali T April 8, 2003
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Sex Monster

a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.
I just got fucked by a sex monster and now I have HIV
by Shit Goose January 23, 2011
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land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
by hammer September 17, 2002
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