lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

yo momma

the ultimate joke

yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

Sugar Momma

A Sugar Momma is an informal term for a woman or Girlfriend, often but not always older and financially well-off, who provides financial support, gifts, or other material benefits

Man my Sugar Momma hooked me up with some nice Shit for all the hard work I put in

by Bugzy324 December 19, 2024

Yo momma ded

yo momma ded

sup yo momma ded

by Yo Momma Ded November 23, 2021

Hot momma

a person or character that you would love to fuck

“Speedwagon from Jjba is on my hot momma list”

by Anonymous??????????? September 12, 2022

Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 5, 2022

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023