moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 09, 2023

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024