Midsturbation

The mid point of a masturbation session; the point when masturbating becomes interrupted causes extreme frustration (see Blue Balls)

"My mom walked in on me midsturbation which was awkward as fuck"

"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"

by Ineedtopoop July 8, 2025

Mister

if she got a mister and a husband, she needs a Netflix special.

If you hear ‘he’s just a friend,’ it’s code for ‘meet my mister’.

by marijustcooks July 19, 2025

Mister Shoof

When a man learns the Arabic language and overuses rudimentary filler terms for conjugation or other purposes, he is referred to as Mister Shoof.

Where’s Mister Shoof? He is in Atlanta

by Katheer_haya August 8, 2025

MisterDingleBottom

One of the most notorious skull farmers of the century averaging 7 - 10 skulls back in the old days of /viceK. He’s since been retired because sage beat his ass

MisterDingleBottom cuck loser dork

by Dinglebottom October 26, 2025

Mistercrayola

English-Belgian Catholic LARPer who lives rent free in Atheists larpers heads

Person 1: Hey you know that catholic larper that makes TAD edits which no one gives an absolute shir about?
Person 2: Oh! You mean Mistercrayola?
Person 1: yes

by mannjay November 8, 2025

Mister Miracletism

people who love the character Mister Miracle and have autism

I have Mister Miracletism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025