midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

Midnight Lipstick

When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.

My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick

by Wyoming Bush Master October 14, 2012

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

Midnight Fantasy

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.

by Nicole Brigid December 9, 2008