Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

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Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

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Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by anonymous June 2, 2025

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Mickey mouse

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me

by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019

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Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

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The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

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