The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Renegade Raider Dating Method

The central theme revolves around adopting the character traits of the Renegade Raider, a rare and coveted skin in Fortnite. By becoming a metaphorical Renegade Raider in real life, the book suggests fostering an air of rarity and confidence. The method encourages occasional unavailability, advising readers to become a mysterious man and how to get into women's feelings.

How'd you get her? -- I used the Renegade Raider Dating Method.

by newsnews May 8, 2024

10k Method

10k Method

10k Method
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".

by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021

Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.

I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!

by pentozali August 22, 2011

bronwen method

Eating an entire chocolate cake while watching Netflix on Valentine's Day.

Who needs a Valentine for Valentine's Day? I had plenty of fun by the Bronwen Method. BronwenValentine's DayValentineNetflixChocolate Cake

by ChubbyPenguin February 15, 2015

Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method

I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method

by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025