Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

McBitch

When your Value Meal doesn't agree with your guts after 6 hours.

"Man, my #4 is being a real McBitch, been straight shittin since the buttcrack of dawn"

by Schnazzle G December 29, 2016

malits

Came from the Spanish word malito. Means that a person is "special" and needs help. (or they're very dumb)

You're such a malits ____. Get some help!

by Epic Eagle February 20, 2017

malits

Originated from malito, from GVJH. Meaning that someone is dumb and he/she needs help.

Lewis is malits because he can't play Clash Royale.

by Epic Eagle March 30, 2017

mcpitw

Most caring person in the world

meaning that say the person was hurt and someone went up to them and said aw your the mcpitw
which means
most caring person in the world

by SMACKDATSPIDERMAN July 4, 2017

MC Lit Sandwich

A step up from using the phrase "Lit".

Man 1:"Hey bro you hungry?"
Man 2:"Yea man let's get sonic."
Man 1:"Alright. I'll buy."
Man 2:"MC Lit Sandwich bro"

by NoMomoNo August 23, 2017

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017