March 16th

National pizza and blowjob day!

I cannot wait to see my girlfriend on March 16th

by User3924 March 16, 2021

March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

by Imjustmentallyill November 29, 2021

magshimist

As magshimim declares "Magshimist" is a teenager who sold his own soul in exchange for crappy laptop, the average magshimist will have a social life problems and have troubles communicating with the surround world , usually magshimist will have no idea of how to solve simple problems outside of magshimim's home work programming related tasks, such as going for a walk, meeting friends and such.
the average magshimist will loose his virginity around the 40's years of his life. if no such thing happens the average magshimist have nothing to do but accept that his virginity is lost for ever.

omg, this guy is so magshimist. he will be virgin forever
you sold your soul for nothing ! now you are magshimist.

by liranDuhovny January 2, 2022

March 15

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

Marshugs

An expression used to show affection between the echelons

awwww thank you *marshugs*

by Catyechelon August 11, 2010

Sydney Marshall

She is the absolute definition of beauty. She is an amazing person. Is sexy AF. she is the best girlfreind anyone could ever ask for.

Guy 1 :Hey whats your girlfreinds name
Lucky Guy: Sydney Marshall
Guy 1 : Dammmnnnn she sounds hawt
Lucky Guy : hell yea she is gorgeous

by Firstmove Jones October 30, 2011

March 15

So if you were born in March 15 YOU'RE THE FREAKING CRACKHEAD of your friends group! Everybody loves and appreciates you<3

-hi today is my birthday!
-but today is march 15..OMG CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND?

by fairypisces November 19, 2019