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Long-Pants 

An affirmative; yeah; awesome; also cool; hell yes
"That math test was freakin' HARD!!"
"Long-Pants! I think I failed!"

long dick johnson 

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
long dick johnson by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long boarder

someone who has moved on from "new school" skate boarding to a more faster variety of skating. long boaders can't do many tricks but kick a*se at speed. long boards are easier to learn to ride than skate bpards as they have more balance, but once you get into long boadrs with suspension and add the speed it's really quite hard. Long Boards are Exceptionally good for "bum boarding" and "twin Tagging". Both are where you sit on the board and go down a huge steep street...like melafont street, twin tagging is just where it's two people on the one board.. normally you twin tag if it's your frist time and sit at the front. Long boarders are not skaters, and are generally tougher...therefore if you call one a skater fag you will ganerally get beaten up.
random: get a life you skater fag
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*
long boarder by Jax The Next Ripper September 18, 2006

long toes 

Longer the toe the more masculine. Generally attached to caring, good looking men.
Look at his long toes!
Wow, he's gorg, a real keeper
long toes by Amy Brandle July 21, 2014
A long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.
At the end of the day, Asif's name was long wind.

Long islanders 

Just regular everyday people, I don't know where this guy who wrote the other definition got his information but he's an asshole, I live on long island and there really aint to many rich people where I'm from, and not to many rich bitches
Long Islanders all day, Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nothin To Fuck Wit