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dirty list

This is a list of people who are so called "dirty". Dirty can be qualified as a multitude of qualities. For example a dirty person is someone that after you looked at them you want to go home and take a shower. You just don't want to be around them, and in many cases dirty people are also very annoying and tronish. I do not want to name names, but you know who is on it.
Steve asked me for my homework, but i did not give it to him because he is dirty and he would make the paper nasty.

I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.
by P-tone October 31, 2004
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Listentoable

When Marisa enjoys a song, but not an excessive amount.
"That song is very Listentoable"
by Mr.Zuckerberg145 August 20, 2011
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Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.
Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"
by LocAsian November 2, 2011
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List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
by CJackson May 1, 2014
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Listaweed

Your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don't want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed
Duuude you've got mad listaweed, were you smokin?
by ndizzledogg November 26, 2016
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Lissastismic

When you are dating someone and they were not informed you were dating them.
I heard that Martha and Noah were dating.

>No, Martha is just being lissastismic again.
by Netflix5077 June 1, 2019
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Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!
Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020
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