hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

tasty lion

something completely awesome.

That movie was quite a tasty lion.. ;)

by goomba face August 16, 2009

Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot May 27, 2018

Lion's milk

Arak - a Levantine alcoholic spirit in the anis drinks family. It looks like water, tastes of anise and turns milky white when water is added.

- What are you having?

- IDK Lion's milk

by altndm May 29, 2017

Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's

I'm going to give him a lion bar.

by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017

Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.

I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.

by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019

sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair

bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair

by candre04 November 2, 2017