bearded-faced lie 

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

bearded-faced lie by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

Alaskan lie detector 

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.

My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.

Alaskan lie detector by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

White Man Lie 

A lie told by a white man to a black man, to make the black man feel better about himself.

DeShawn: Hey Brad, do I look shnazzy in these 'ere overalls?

Brad: Aw, man, you look great!

Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...

White Man Lie by RyanAndCamillaStallionsRock June 20, 2011

temporary lie 

A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.

No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)

temporary lie by Jillina January 6, 2009

American Lie 

The belief that American citizens can all have 2.3 kids (impossible), live in the suburbs and be happy.

Jenny: I want to achieve the American dream.
Me: You mean the American lie?

American Lie by wapchachacha August 6, 2011

The Lie of the Century 

When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.

Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.

Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?

Stupid NY sluts: No not really

Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?

Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?

Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)

Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.

rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"

The Lie of the Century by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009

Hips Don't Lie 

When your mom tries to get sexual with every guy in the area

Dang dude! Your moms hips don't lie.

Hips Don't Lie by bangbang42069 January 24, 2018