When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
by PixiePiper December 01, 2016
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025
by DementedSquirrel February 19, 2016
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.
You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.
Him: total lie-tune
Him: total lie-tune
by ZapZhong January 15, 2010