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Kremlin's Law 

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.
"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."
Kremlin's Law by The Runs March 5, 2020
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Strong's Law of Pizza

In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.

Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza

PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

Wright's Law 

On social media, no matter the subject of the original post, as the number of responses increases, the probability of someone bringing up Trump for literally no reason approaches 100%

(Alternately known as Wright's Corollary to Godwin's Law)

Coined by author and blogger of Stonekettle Station Jim Wright on 3/18/21
"I'm excited about seeing family this holiday!"

"Best of all, we won't have to stress about Trump over the holidays this year!"

"Now, why'd you have to go and invoke Wright's Law like that? We're trying to NOT mention the former guy, remember?"
Wright's Law by Missykender March 19, 2021

Armstrong's Law

Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.

Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed

Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)

Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.
"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."

"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."

"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."
Armstrong's Law by Erik_Meijer December 4, 2015

Heart's Law

'Heart's Law' is a cringeworthy attempt by Hex founder, Richard Heart, to have a "law" named after himself.

Richard observed that if something is priced in another asset, then its price rises or falls in tandem with that asset. This is very noticeable in certain AMM liquidity pairings - and was observed long before Richard attempted to take credit for it.

Markets are more complex, however, so the "law" doesn't always ring true.

He didn't notice it first, and it's not really a law.
"Heart's Law incorrectly suggests that pairing a volatile asset with a stable asset will protect it from downside volatility"

"I thought Heart's Law was real, and now I'm down 98%"