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my period is late

the most terrifying thing a man could hear
"my period is late"

"shit"
my period is late by xdarkvEnom December 8, 2013
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LNT (Late Night Tip) 

A girl that you can call at the end of a late night that you will guaranteed be able to have sex with.
It's 3 AM and I'm horny, I better call Nicole my LNT (Late Night Tip).
LNT (Late Night Tip) by Jordo467 September 29, 2009

Running Late 

Meaning The Person Won’t Be On Time. They Won’t Be There At The Exact Time Because Something Came Up.
Karl, Im Going To Be Running Late Today
Running Late by Tiana Taylor February 13, 2019

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

Fashionably late-anista 

A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.
Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!

Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.

two steps too late 

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!