Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 4, 2011

liu kang

The hero of the Mortal Kombat. He is the main protagonist oaccording to the story line of the series. Similar to Ryu from Street Fighter, he is a Japanese Martial artist. Liu fights in the Mortal Kombat tournament to protect the Earth realm from the evil forces that wish to rule it. Liu has the ability to transform into a giant dragon and devour his enemies. He also is known to shoot fireballs made from harnessing his life energy.

Also can be used as a verb. To "go Liu Kang" on someone is to fiercely pummel them. I created this usage, because it sounds better than to "go Ryu" although to "go Blanka" is pretty good too.

Only Liu Kang can protect our realm from the forces of Shao Kahn.

I'm gonna go Liu Kang on your ass, sucka!

by Jerry Friends December 18, 2003

Kanga

To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.

Hey boys, check out the Kanga I left behind.

by PaddyM August 23, 2005

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.

by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009

kangana

Kangana can be a baddie and a soft girl.She is usually nice but dont let her fool you kid,she might be dangerous too but she is loyal and would never cheat on you.She doesn't judge people for their looks and she has a great personality.

wow kangana has two sides!

by Ann’s October 20, 2020

kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.

Are you a kangaroo?

by Lynx86 January 4, 2011