King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007

A king

A male specimen, an alpha, a man who knows what he wants, Values himself as an individual, support his other fellow kings, a true warrior, handsome young lad with a big cock, destroys vaginas like he’s thanos, and most importantly follows mrtraplord

Thot: omg he’s so sexy, I wanna ruin him

Queen: he won’t fuck u
Thot: why??

Queen: Bc he’s a king

by Kingtrapsallday May 7, 2019

Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!

Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.

by Burger King dude October 16, 2006

King of All Douchebags

Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher is the "King of All Douchebags."

by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009

King of All Cosmos

A large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. Made popular by the games Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari, the King is often seen advising his son, The Prince, and lazing about. There once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.

"It's very good, yes, but if it had been us, it would have been much better"
The King of All Cosmos

by Gilder103 January 18, 2006

Long Live The King

"Long live the King!" refers to the heir who immediately succeeds to a throne upon the death of the preceding monarch. Meaning the monarchy never dies even when the King does.

Long Live: To live on forever even if a soul has moved on.

"The King is Dead! Long live the King!.. The throne shall never be empty; the country shall never be without a monarch."

by CarissaXtina April 21, 2012