Junk Shot

A crazy or high risk solution to a problem or situation when everything else has failed.

Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick

by sofakingdom13 May 28, 2010

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

Junk Cringe

instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion

flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.

Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.

by duitbrains November 21, 2010

junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

Junk Tight

Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.

John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.

by B-ri P January 23, 2013

janksy

Meaning messed up, shady, weird.

That new girl is janksy. I swear she is from the ghetto.

by Momama April 24, 2014