Joshed

to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time

Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!

by Mr. Bagels May 04, 2005

josh

ew he is gross, hits girls and thinks its okay- fuck you josh u!!!

no one likes josh! he is a bitch! and I wanna throw up when I see him

by skrt_skrt May 31, 2018

joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.

Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.

by The Real Wangsta April 16, 2007

Josh!

A big, fat, homo, emo kid that LOVES! Jersey Shore and all the guys on it (except Mike "The Situation") His activites include playing chess, watching Jersey Shore, cumming down the steps, cumming on Tony, cumming in Tony, and riding Tony doggy style down the steps. thus, breaking the table.

Jimmy: "Hey Josh want to watch the Jersey Shore?"

Josh!: "YES!!!! But first I need to cum in and around Tony's mouth ;)"

Tony: "Can't wait!"

Christina: "I knew you were up to something!"

by Deagul4U April 25, 2010

Josh

Usually good at trumpet. sometimes they may not be so bright but are incredibly talented and sweet. Be warned though, when its time for business they know how to be serious and should be feared- in a good way

Man that Josh kid sure can play a mean trumpet.
Yeah and that mean kid sure can be a Josh.

by nabrudayranoitcid February 02, 2010

Josh

A complete fuckboy who is too damn shy about his feelings, but has no hesitation to ask if you wanna fuck.

Girl 1: "He's so shy about how he feels yet he says he wants to fuck."
Girl 2: "His name is Josh..isn't it?"
Girl 1: "Yep."
Girl 2: "I knew it. It's always a Josh, I'm telling you."

by idk1233938271727371818 October 23, 2015

Josh

Josh... well, he's a mixed bag, to say the least. One minute he's absolutely adorable, the next he seems to want to bite your face off, leaving you confused and angry. However, once you're back in his good books, life is eighty-five times more hilarious and enjoyable. Everything takes a positive turn when you can relate with this bad boy who gives you a run for your money. Extremely savage and mean but only for the entertainment of others, Josh is certainly a masked bandit - but, once the mask has been removed, a shy and unique person is underneath who is practically everyone's friend. A friend, an enemy, a frenemy ; Josh is your everything and your nothing. He can and will break you heart multiple times, pretend to put it back together, totally mend it then shatter it again, and so the cycle repeats. You love this boy, whether it be as friends, as more than friends or as a dream that will never make sense. First giving you the death stare then gazing into your eyes and making your heart race, Josh is one with an unlimited supply of surprises and insults. Fun, broken, mysterious: Josh.

Me: Did you know Josh isn't coming to school today?
Friend: Oh no. I think I may go die now - a whole day without him? No thanks!
Me: I 'gree.

by TheLittleDiabetic September 06, 2018