Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

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Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018

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Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.

Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.

by Big brother John February 1, 2019

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Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal

Ones thought of having a breakfast cereal named after,the legend

Damn,I’m hungry,yo mom get me some Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal!

by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 2, 2019

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Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

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