Just because I can 

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

Just because I can by They Chick Sitting Over There May 23, 2016

Just A Friend 

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.

"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"

Just A Friend by MLBFanbase10 March 4, 2021

just fish  

the ultimate comeback to confuse your foes in mid arguement.
originates from the vocabulary of a Mr Luke Goodson and a Miss Charlotte Silver, just fish is taking the world by storm.

your mums a whore
hush ur lips your mums just fish

just fish by dishy boy August 28, 2008

Just upvote this 

just upvote this

just upvote this, ok

Just upvote this by legendarymercenary February 8, 2021

Just the Tip 

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.

In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."

Just the Tip by brackish52 June 29, 2011

Just Do It Bag 

A bag, manufactured by sportswear company Nike, that is the ultimate in chav fashion at this moment.

A: My sister just bought a Just Do It bag.
B: Shoot her... Shoot her now...

Just Do It Bag by Mehmet_Al_Arab February 2, 2008

Just K 

It's short for "just kidding" but long for "JK."

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you've got SIDS
Patient: What?
Doctor: JUST K

Just K by Mart Neyugn November 14, 2009